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AND HERE IS A LITTLE PAY BACKStarted: 04.30.2007 | Total Posts: 3 Blog | AND HERE IS A LITTLE PAY BACK

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is

yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth

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That is not cool

Posted: 05.01.2007 | Send Private Message


you just redeemed yourself a bit...but you still might be gay...not sure :$

Posted: 04.30.2007 | Send Private Message


That was even better. Where do you come up with all these. Well Keep posting Don. Thanks for the laugh.

Posted: 04.30.2007 | Send Private Message


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