Go Git Cha Momma
Started: 03.02.2007 | Total Posts: 4Blog | Go Git Cha Momma
GO GIT CHA MOMMA
>A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a
>mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
>strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
>everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
>could move apart and then slide back together again.
>The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?" The father (never having seen an
>elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like
>that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
>While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
>lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
>button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
>room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
>circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
>They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
>numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up
>again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
>The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
>son, "Boy................ ..go git cha Momma