My Hump, My Hump, My Hump..
Started: 01.06.2006 | Total Posts: 4Blog | My Hump, My Hump, My Hump..
Current mood: amused
MY BUTT is big and round like the letter c. and ten thousand lunges have made it rounder but not smaller and that's just fine. it's a space heater for my side of the bed it's my ambassador to those who walk behind me it's a border collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales. MY BUTT is big and that's just fine and those who might scorn it are invited to kiss it.
I have THUNDER THIGHS. and that's a compliment because they are strong and toned and muscular and thought they are unwelcome in the petite section they are cheered on in marathons. fifty years from now i'll bounce a grandchild on my thunder thighs and then i'll go out for a run.