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Dear FriendsStarted: 12.13.2006 | Total Posts: 10 Blog | Dear Friends
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers-piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Love, Santa


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Posted: 12.22.2006 | Send Private Message

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yeah i am thankfull for my kids

Posted: 12.21.2006 | Send Private Message

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yeah I am glad i divorced him he sucked at everything lol

Posted: 12.19.2006 | Send Private Message

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didnt work pinky broke along time ago and i put it in the trash and havent bought a new on cause i have my husband i got pinky when i was married to jeremy i needed it then the sex was gross.

Posted: 12.18.2006 | Send Private Message

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Ha Ha you called my sister to see what the name of my toy is. I dont have one of my own. It is a clit tickler and a caulk ring it is mine and dales so there.

Posted: 12.18.2006 | Send Private Message

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You can always use your toys if he dont show up.

Posted: 12.18.2006 | Send Private Message

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Yeah you should panda. when do you get to see him again

Posted: 12.16.2006 | Send Private Message

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I went shopping there yesterday but didnt have the fun you had I waited till I got home

Posted: 12.15.2006 | Send Private Message

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well at least you had fun

Posted: 12.13.2006 | Send Private Message

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did you buy something?


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